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12 White Elephant Gifts Under $25 That No One Will See Coming

By this time, you’ve probably been to your fair share of these holiday shindigs—and picking a gift that’s original, funny, and—gasp!—actually appreciated, can get pretty difficult after a while. That’s why we’ve pulled together our absolute best White Elephant ideas. All are under $25, most are giggle-inducing, and ALL of them are 100% original.

Getting Old Is Awesome. Here's Why.

There are about eleventy billion of these warmed over, vaguely insulting clichés about aging. Here’s the thing, though—Youth? Is highly overrated. There are so many reasons why getting older is the absolute best.

16 Homemade Halloween Costumes That Are Giving Us LIFE This Year...

There’s something extra special about a carefully crafted homemade costume. Putting that much time and effort into the spookiest holiday of the year is something Seymour Butz can really, you know, get behind. (heehee) We’ve pulled together a few of our favorites from around the (spider) web.

11 Things That Don’t Totally Suck About the 21st Century

It’s a tough old world out there, and sometimes it can feel like we’re trapped in an inescapable time loop, barreling headfirst into a dystopian future we can’t prevent, no matter how many wine bottles we recycle. We’ve all been there. Next time you start spinning out, here are some pretty great things about the early 21st Century.

It Happened to Me: How I Learned to Cope with Spilling My Fries All Over The Car

Meet Janet. She's been commuting to and from work every day for 15 years and spends that car-time munching on drive-through fries. She knows all the best drive-throughs to hit—who has the fastest lines, which employees hook you up with extra ketchup. This shouldn’t have happened to her. But it did. This is Janet's story.

Grooooooan! 25 of The Most Eye-Roll-y Jokes On The Internet

In addition to being an extremely distinguished, discerning gift-giver, and the world’s leading top-hat expert, Seymour Butz really appreciates a bit of humor. There’s only one problem, though… His jokes are—well, they’re bad. With that said, here are Seymour Butz’s 25 favourite jokes from around the Web. We’re sorry.

Back to School, But For Grownups

Remember when back-to-school shopping was all snazzy Trapper Keepers and DIY book covers? Now that you’re all grown up, you get to watch your kids delight in their back-to-school shopping … but don’t you miss it? Why should the kids get all the fun? There are plenty of fun office supplies you can indulge in!

Why Do Men Take So Long in the Bathroom? Here's 10 Possibilities...

If you’ve ever lived with a man—and if you are one, you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do…

—you’re aware of what we call the Bathroom Vortex.

Men go in… but they don’t come out.

10 Creative Insults & Curse Words to Shut Down Your Next Argument

When it comes to curse words and insults, the English language is replete with excellent choices. And yet, most of us have a pretty narrow range when it comes to what we actually say.
Let’s broaden our swearing horizons, no?

It Was Just A Joke: We Really Underestimated How Badly Everyone Wants Shower Margaritas

At Seymour Butz, one of our favourite gag gift ideas is to package ordinary, everyday gifts in funny / horrifying boxes. As your unsuspecting mama-to-be rips off the teddy bear wrapping paper, expecting another pack of gender-neutral onesies, imagine her surprise when she reveals a box purporting to contain a shower-mounted margarita machine.

Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do: The Lost Art of The Prank Call

On this, we can all agree: Seymour Butz is a funny name.

But why? Where did it come from? How did it become a thing?

Well kids, back in the pre-cellphone dark ages (a.k.a the 80s and early 90s), we used to amuse ourselves by calling up strangers… and f*cking with them.