10 Hilarious Dad Jokes

March 18, 2019

10 Hilarious Dad Jokes

1. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

2. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

3. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

5. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

6. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.

7. Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.

8. I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.

9. You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

10. A farmer counted 387 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 400.

 



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