You Don't Need to be Drunk to Enjoy These Hilarious St Patrick's Day Jokes

March 12, 2020

You Don't Need to be Drunk to Enjoy These Hilarious St Patrick's Day Jokes

St. Patrick’s Day jokes are aplenty. While you and your friends may have some favorites already ready to go come the big day, we’ve got quite a few to help you keep everyone giggling all day long. From the luck of the Irish to those silly little Leprechauns, there is plenty to laugh about, and we’ve got some of the best jokes ready for you. 

Get everyone laughing with these hilarious St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

Whether you plan to spend the day in with your buddies are plan on hitting the town this St. Patrick’s Day, have your jokes at the ready to keep everyone entertained for hours – drunk or not.

Irish Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day

Need some jokes for your Irish friends or family? Here are several you may want to add to your St. Patrick’s Day arsenal:

  • What’s Irish and stays out all night long? Paddy O’Furniture.
  • Are there people who are jealous of the Irish? Oh yes! Some are simply green with envy!
  • How should you greet friends and loved ones on March 17? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.
  • How can you tell if an Irishman is having fun? He’s Dublin over with laughter.
  • What do you call an Irish jig at McDonald's? A Shamrock Shake!
  • How did the Irish Jig get created? Someone had too much to drink, and there weren’t enough bathrooms.

Four-Leaf Clover Jokes

Whether you call them shamrocks or four-leaf clovers, the 4-leafed greenery is a popular simple of St. Patrick’s Day. If you’re looking for something a little less offensive to add to your St. Patrick’s Day joke set, then these cracks regarding four-leaf clovers could be just what you’re looking for:

  • What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
  • Why shouldn’t you iron a 4-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
  • What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland? A sham rock.
  • Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are just too heavy.
  • What was St. Patrick’s favorite kind of music? Sham-rick and roll.
  • How do you get people in Ireland registered to vote? With help from “shamrock the vote.” 
  • What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover? That you have too much time on your hands!
  • What did one shamrock say to the other shamrock when he saw St. Patrick across the field? Look clover there!

Leprechaun Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day

Leprechauns are another well-known symbol of St. Patrick’s Day, and they make excellent joke subjects. If you’re stumped this St. Patrick’s Day, consider adding a few of these jokes to your bag:

  • What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
  • Why are leprechauns so challenging to get along with? Because they are VERY short-tempered!
  • What does a leprechaun call a happy gentleman wearing green? The Jolly Green Giant.
  • Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leaf clovers and not 3-leaf clovers? Because they need all the luck they can get!
  • What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
  • How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? He took a shortcut!
  • What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan? A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!

Add Some Fun Boozy Gifts to Your St. Patrick’s Day Get-together 

If you’re looking to add even more pizzazz to your St. Patrick’s Day get-together, then why not consider adding some fun gag gifts into the mix to get people laughing. From wine umbrella’s to wine and margarita gag boxes, there are so many different ways to get your friends laughing – well, besides your on-point St. Patrick’s Day jokes of course. So, let loose and just have fun with it!

Some of the St. Patrick’s Day jokes above are sure to result in a few eye rolls. Have you ever wondered which jokes are considered the lamest? Here’s our list of the top 25 most eye-roll-y jokes on the internet.

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