Birthday Bitch


  • MAKE THEM LAUGH: The perfect card for that special someone who appreciates a sarcastic sense of humor. This makes a great funny best friend birthday card, sister birthday card, girlfriend birthday card, or birthday card for wife (if you have the guts!). Guaranteed to spark a hearty laugh.
  • MADE TO IMPRESS: Greeting cards are all about great first impressions, and we’ve achieved just this with extra-thick card stock. While others are just 200gm our humorous birthday card for her is made using 300gm paper; a whole 50% thicker for a sturdy and premium feel.
  • KEEP IT PRISTINE: Never have to worry about the hilarious birthday card for women getting dirty or tattered. It comes with a high-quality kraft envelope to keep all the goodness intact. Our funny birthday cards are also carefully shipped to keep them pristine.
  • EXPRESS YOURSELF: Yeah, they might still be a …, but we know they also mean the world to you. That’s why we’ve left this 5” x 7” card completely blank inside to give you all the room you need to pen your heart out. It’s also the perfect size to fit a photo or a gift card inside.
  • BUY WITH CONFIDENCE: We are a family-owned company that takes its customers’ satisfaction very seriously. All purchases are covered by our replacement or money-back guarantee. Click ‘Add to Cart’ now and get your funny greeting card completely risk-free!

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